Thursday, April 1, 2010

Subtlety is NOT One of My Strong Suits

Dear Bread,

Jewelry! I like it! I especially like it when it comes in an Easter basket. I think I’ve covered all the bases since I’ve already posted this idea on Facebook. Thanks in advance for your cooperation in this very important matter. I love you; and, not just because you will actually follow through with this, either.

Signed,

Not Afraid to Ask

5 comments:

  1. Bread...I agree with Jessie here. Nothing would honor my crucifiction and subsequent resurrection more than buying your wife a piece of jewelry.

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  2. Don't keep us in suspense...did Bread listen to the words of the Lord?

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  3. No! He's so going to hell. I can't belive this. I was so nice when I asked too.

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  4. I don't think that was really Jesus posting the comments. Jesus would already know if I got you jewelry. He is wicked smart.

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